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2008 Wall of Shame

Bridget Anselmo (7 days) - stopped wearing her Pantsathon pants due to coffee stains from an over-eager Bears fan at the game
Megan Bannister (10 days) - wanted to last longer than a week and not be the first out of the Pantsathon
Ryan Tala (13 days) - accidentally forgot to put them on when driving a friend home
Victor V-B (14 days) - forgot to put on his pants under his dress pants while in a rush to looking nice for someone when it was clearly way too early in the morning for anyone to be awake
Allison Schuler (14 days) - fought and tried to outlast the stench and stains, or "battle scars" as we like to say, but they were too overpowering and she ultimately decided to look good for a college interview
Spencer Dees (15 days) - is in a play and was unable to wear knickers over his pantsy pants
Megan Creighton (25 days) - had a little bladder problem but will still promote her pantsiness!
Alex Roman (29 days) - underestimated the stinkyness of his pants
Kacie Herbst (29 days) - pants were too wet and just didn't want to go through the gross feeling
Derek Panosh (31 days) - is quite the messy eater and his pants just couldn't handle it
Dane Krzyskowski (38 days) - was growing a hole in his buttocks region and decided to not wear two pairs of pants for just one hour
Marney Coleman (48 days) - had a sizeable hole in her pants that was beyond repair
Andy Boyd (53 days) - he just really wanted to wear sweat pants again
Kaitlin Roelofs (59 days) - went to a New Year Pajama Party and really wanted to wear clean pants again
Dana Cornelius (59 days) - took them off to respect grandfather, RIP Grandpa Cornelius
Frank White (60 days) - was too manly for this (haha actually, he didn't say why he's out but i like it)
Derek Anthony Rieckmann (63 days) - lost pantsy pride but will still show spirit as Security Council Member
Stephanie Richert (76 days) - split her pants and pants started getting ugly after Winter Break
Kristie Denlinger (86 days) - quit due to stains, smells, and other s-word stuff that involve her pants
Sean Cinden (100 days) - made one hundo and was satisfied with his achievements
Christine Jensen (105 days) - took off her pantsathon pants to help raise money for ROCK-A-THON
Drew Gumbiner (118 days) - wanted to feel the breeze and danced the night away at KOH
Anthony Spatafora (151 days) - taken out by rule number six by Dane Krzyskowski. Also, had a hole in left knee, had lots of "graffiti" on it, and they fricken smelled man!
Brian Wach (176 days) - was out of the Pantsathon because he wore shorts to mow the lawn and took off his pants to do so.
Gabby Angelico and Bruce MacLean (194 days) - the last two ParticiPants finished today.  Pantsathon 2008 is officially over.

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Remember the Shame.

The following people have been eliminated from the 2007 Pansathon:

  1. Brian Beers - 0 Days (10/22/2007)
    Changed pants for work on the day that the Pantsathon started
  2. Matt Scalise - 1 Day (10/23/2007)
    Kind of wasn't ever in the Pantsathon, but he did register, so for the one day that he wore the same pair of pants, we can say that he lasted one day
  3. Hannah Keller - 1 Day (10/23/2007)
    Quit for no apparent reason
  4. Mary McFadden - 2 Days (10/24/2007)
    Girl problems!
  5. Ashley Pilipiszyn - 3 Days (10/25/2007)
    Laziness?
  6. Wendy Wise - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
    Mysterious stain obtained while "checking her e-mail"
  7. Katie Steensma - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
    Chewing tobacco accident
  8. Chris Kareska - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
    Couldn't stand the pressure
  9. Tim Mclaughlin - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
    Pants accidentally came in contact with Hillary Clinton and had to be burned
  10. Allison Miller - 6 Days (10/27/2007)
    Dog poo accident
  11. Paul Vaccarello - 19 Days (11/9/2007)
    Tragic chocolate milk experience
  12. Andy Doten - 20 Days (11/10/2007)
    Football and Deer do not mix
  13. Marty McAndrews - 21 Days (11/11/2007)
    Decided that it would be a good idea to wear shorts while on vacation
  14. Robert Montgomery - 22 Days (11/12/2007)
    Quit due to his role in a theatrical production in which he was required to wear tights
  15. Brett Tucker - 25 Days (11/15/2007)
    His mother bribed him with a PS3 to quit
  16. Paul Smith - 25 Days (11/15/2007)
    Got snot on his pants
  17. Victor Vieira-Branco - 26 Days (11/16/2007)
    Overwhelmed by the scuzziness of the Pantsathon
  18. Danielle Johnson - 27 Days (11/17/2007)
    IMEA as well as being grossed out by pants
  19. Emily May
  20. Leo Gonzalez - 33 Days (11/23/2007)
    Overwhelming pantastical odor
  21. Greg Arata - 33 Days (11/23/2007)
    Father washed his pants at night
  22. Mary Kate Chlada - 36 Days (11/26/2007)
    Forgot about the Pantsathon and put on other pants when she woke up
  23. Colin Peterik - 37 Days (11/26/2007)
    Removed pants in order to drink milk
  24. Simeon Tzolov - 40 Days (11/26/2007)
    Had surgery on his foot, which was pre-approved by the Security Council. Upon returning home, he was on Vicodin, which impaired his ability to wear pants as well as his judgment to desire to wear his pants. This most unfortunate situation is what eliminated our admirable friend
  25. Kyle Stimpson - 45 Days (12/5/2007)
    Grossed out by the yellow hue that his pants acquired
  26. Will Gumbiner - 64 Days (12/24/2007)
    Dropped out due to a combination of Pantsathon apathy and his pants' utterly terrible condition
  27. Ben Mueller - 65 Days (12/25/2007)
    Received a kilt for Christmas and tried it on, thus marring his eligibility
  28. John Lukaszewicz - 65 Days (12/25/2007)
    Changed his pants for Christmas Mass
  29. Mary Stroka - 78 Days (1/7/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by third party agent, Peter Conn
  30. Bridget Dooley - 80 Days (1/9/2008)
    Mother washed her pants while she was sleeping. This is the second time that we've seen sabotaging mothers during this year's competition
  31. Mike Skoda - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by Adam Stephens
  32. Adam Stephens - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by Mike Skoda immediately following Mike Skoda's elimination
  33. Derek Rieckmann - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Changed his pants for work
  34. Maris Fry - 97 Days (1/27/2008)
    Changed pants to put together an "awesome" out fit for a Girl Talk concert. Failed to realize that nothing is awesome outside of The Pantsathon
  35. Jay Taylor - 131 Days (2/29/2008)
    The President of the Pantsathon resigned from competition due to the following things that had accumulated on his pants: vomit, urine-like odor, and rotten egg yolk
  36. Anthony Spatafora - 134 Days (3/3/2008)
    Quit due to holes, stains, and smells originating from his denim wear. Anthony is heir to be President of the 2008 Pantsathon since he was the last remaining junior
  37. Lucy Parker - 141 Days (3/10/2008)
    Her pants were soaked up to her knees with water on account of x-treme rain in Texas
  38. Nico Herman - 167 Days (4/5/2008)
    Simply decided to call it quits
  39. Sean Francis - 218 Days (5/26/2008)
    Dragons or Vampires
  40. Julian Ignacio - 221 Days (5/29/2008)
    Saw Zak Effron, got excited, and gave Zak his pants to remember him by. Zak denied this gift leaving Julian embarrassed and eliminated from The Pantsathon
  41. Abbey Denlinger 230 days (6/8/2008)
    Champion
  42. Richard Griffith 230 Days (6/8/2008)
    Champion

 

- Jay Taylor

Honor. Endurance. Pants