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Rules
1. A Pantsathon participant must always wear the same
pair of pants.
2. A Pantsathon participant may not wash his/her pants.
3. If a Pantsathon participant must
dress up*, the participant must wear his/her Pantsathon pants under his/her dress pants.
*Dressing up definition:
When forced by a school activity to wear pants (dress slacks) other than the Pantsathon pants to achieve an acceptable appearance
with a shirt and tie (appropriate corresponding top for female participants).
4. No foul play. Foul play is defined
as the purposeful spilling, ripping, etc. of other participants' pants by contest members.
5. A Pantsathon Participant
may take off his/her pants while hanging out on the weekends, but only when the participant is outside, and may only be wearing
boxers or less underneath them.
6. If anyone asks a participant why he/she has been wearing the same pair of pants
everyday, the participant may only respond with one of the following:
A) "Why? Want to get in them?"
B) "Why?
Were you checking out my butt or my package?"
C) "They're really not that dirty. Would you like to feel my pants?"
7.
Scrubbing pants with water is not allowed. Brushing off is acceptable, though a participant may only use his/her hand.
8.
Only exceptions to wearing pants during Pantsathon:
-Bathing
-Sleeping
-"cleaning your room" or
"checking your e-mail"
-Exercising, including gym class, with the exception of athletic study hall or P.E. waiver.
-Getting
some "pudding"
-"Shucking Corn"
9. Some one may randomly stop by a Pantsathon Participant's house at any time
to check his/her Pantsathon integrity.
10. There shall be absolutely no taking off pants at social gatherings when
you are INSIDE.
11. If someone is to "fall asleep" for some reason at a social gathering (but not a sleepover) their
pants may be removed. However, if they resist even the slightest bit, their pants may not be removed.
12. Pantsathon
participants cannot wear sweat pants (or any pants) over his/her Pantsathon pants unless it is a dressing up occasion. (Stu
Clause)
13. Persuasion Rule: It is legal to persuade one to take off their own Pantsathon pants.
14. Hired
agents: Girls (or guys) may be hired to take off a participant's pants. Then the person whose pants come off are eliminated
from the competition. If the girl is not hired, though, the participant is not eliminated. (Girlfriends are allowed to be
hired.)
15. If, in the midst of a Pantsathon, if a participant dies, the participant must be buried in the Pantsathon
pants and the prize money is thus delivered to the late participant's proper inheritants. |
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Amendments to the Rules
Amendment #1
Concerning Snowboarding/Skiing:
If a Pantsathon participant is going to be going on any sort of vacation or trip, all the rules of the Pantsathon
are still in place and must be followed, but if the participant is going to be participating in any snowboarding/skiing activities,
then all flannel pants or layers used for warmth must be worn underneath the Pantsathon pants with the exception that one
layer of snow pants may be worn over the Pantsathon pants.
Amendment #2 ("Don't Be A Pussy Rule")
So it has
come to the Security Council's attention that certain issues have come up involving rules #8 and #11. It is my pleasure that
the security council has come up with a new amendment. This amendment has been deemed the "Don't Be A Pussy Rule."
It
states that if one is so inclined to question the fairness of any rule, especially rule #8, they should take the advice of
the security council and "don't be such a fucking pussy."
Amendment #3
It has come to the attention of the
Security Council that the use of hired agents has been in question and when these are allowed to be used. The answer is anytime
and anywhere and there does not need to be permission given by the Pantsathon Security Council, but there is one condition.
If you have not already noticed, there is a link on the navagation bar entitled "Hired Agent Form." An official Panstathon
2007 Hired Agent Form must be filled out on the occasion that a hired agent would like to be hired and must be signed by the
a) Pantsathon contestant hiring the agent b) Hired agent and c) three witnesses to the motives of this Pantsathoner. This
document must then be shown to the Security Council as proof after the de-pantsing has actually taken place and a picture
of the hired agent with the de-pantsed pants should also be shown to the Security Council to finalize the deed.
Amendment
#4
The Prom Amendment: Those noble Pantsathoners that make it as far as the end of the year are allowed to not wear
their Pantsathon pants on the day of prom, so long as they wear them the day before and continue Pantsathoning after Prom.
Amendment #5
If a severe rip or tear should appear in a contestant's pants which needs a patch to be repaired,
the patch must be made from material taken from a different part of the Pantsathon contestant's pants. While mending, the
Pantsathon contestant must abide by all other Pantsathon rules. | |
